When Highlanders get bored with their sheep....

Be Happy Elephants don't flaai....

If a birdie in da skaai

Drops a poopy in ur aai,

Don’t ju worri don’t ju kraai,

Just be happi that

Elephants don’t flaai !!

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EDIT: This ditty was sent to me by my dear friend Judy Gierut who passed away peacefully on 28th November 2009. Love you Judes - and Flaai High !